Janitor Quote #285
Quote from Janitor in His Story III
Janitor: I guess I didn't realize how much I picked up from working here, you know. I heard her yell, "Hold this woman's legs down," and instinctively I just knew what to do.
Nurse Roberts: Good for you. Now I've got to go meet my husband at the bus station and pretend to be a street walker.
Janitor: Enjoy your date night.
Janitor: [v.o.] OK, Mr. Cool Guy, you had your moment of glory. No need to make a big deal out of it.
Janitor: Hey! Slow down, buddy. What's the hurry? Come here! I want to tell you a little story about a hero.
Janitor: [v.o.] Know what? The hell with it. It feels good to get a little attention.
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story III’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Keith, you better not tell her who did it.
Keith: But Elliot scares me.
Carla: Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut. I am an underpaid pregnant nurse from the block, who, over the next six months, will become fatter and angrier. Now, who are you really afraid of?
Keith: The fatty.
Carla: Be careful, Keith.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: [singing] Drill-fork It can drill and fork Mostly fork.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You're black? 'cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. I mean, if you don't know what stands for, that is the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Colored People" to "African-Americans." But then of course it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Nah.