Janitor: I guess I didn't realize how much I picked up from working here, you know. I heard her yell, "Hold this woman's legs down," and instinctively I just knew what to do.
Nurse Roberts: Good for you. Now I've got to go meet my husband at the bus station and pretend to be a street walker.
Janitor: Enjoy your date night.
Janitor: [v.o.] OK, Mr. Cool Guy, you had your moment of glory. No need to make a big deal out of it.
Janitor: Hey! Slow down, buddy. What's the hurry? Come here! I want to tell you a little story about a hero.
Janitor: [v.o.] Know what? The hell with it. It feels good to get a little attention.