Carla Quote #200
Quote from Carla in Her Story II
Elliot: J.D., she likes you. Do yourself a favor and stay out of your head for once.
J.D.: [v.o.] OK, from this moment on, I am officially out of my head.
Carla: [v.o.] Ugh. I'm an old hag. I mean look at her. Everything's so tight and perky. Come on, Carla, it's not her fault. Just do what you always do. Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.
Carla: Hey, Turk. Guess what?
Turk: She's not a guy, honey.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Her Story II’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: You know, I'm not gonna have a kid until that genetic technology they're talking about is available for everyone.
Carla: So you want to pick the sex and eye color?
Janitor: No, gills. And when that day comes, it's goodbye hospital, hello father-son treasure hunting team.
Carla: Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?
Janitor: Forty-three. I know I look a little older, but that's just 'cause I drink and smoke heavily, and work with chemicals, and sleep on my face.
Carla: No hard feelings?
Janitor: OK. All right. I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: So, when am I gonna get to meet Julie?
J.D.: Do I want her to meet Turk this soon? What if he doesn't like her?
Turk: What are you doing?
J.D.: I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.
Turk: I don't understand.
J.D.: I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Oh, I remember my first exam with Dr. Matthews. He said, "You're healthy down there." And then I said, "Right back at you." And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said, "I like to keep a clean shop." And then he asked to see my insurance card.