Jordan Quote #101
Quote from Jordan in My Rite of Passage
Jordan: So, what do you have, a boy or a girl?
Mr. Thompson: I have a little girl. I don't get to see her often enough. See, I don't know, a few years ago I had a little business problem.
Jordan: What was your business?
Mr. Thompson: Import-export. Yeah, I would import heroin into my bloodstream, I would export vomit and urine into whatever alley would have me as a guest. [laughs]
Jordan: Oh, sorry, that's a little smile I get when I'm silently judging someone.
Mr. Thompson: Anyway, the thing is, it's Jenny's sixth birthday on Monday, and I'm not really sure that I can fly out and make it. It's- It's hard to get a job, you know? Money's tight, I've got hospital bills that I can't pay.
Jordan: Sam, I am so sorry.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Rite of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Jordan: I am your new friend, so suck it!
J.D.: I gotta go talk to my boys.
Carla: And I have to go talk to Elliot.
Turk: Wait, don't leave me!
Jordan: So I hear you and the wife are trying for a boy. Little tip: The night that Perry and I conceived Jack, he was on top, it was about three days before my ovulation... Yeah. Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Oh, would everyone please watch this? Because nobody, but nobody, cries like Sammy. He leads off with the chin quiver. Then he goes right to the look-away. He tries to hold it back but he just can't because there's too much pain! And then finally, he squeezes out one single tear. [fake cries] Ladies and gentlemen, that is some quality Crack Addict Theater!
Turk: I can't watch this.
Nurse Roberts: Then move your big, bald biscuit head! Some of us don't have cable.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, Turk, I'm gonna go across the street and get some coffee. You want one?
Turk: Get me a small one-pump mocha.
J.D.: [v.o.] The perfect setup to a joke, but no one's around to hear!
[J.D. picks Turk up and carries him down to reception]
Turk: Dude! Oh, God! [screams] No! Dude!
J.D.: So, what did you want me to get you?
Turk: A small one-pump mocha?
J.D.: Wasn't that your nickname in high school? Hello!
Turk: Dude, there's a guy upstairs waiting to have his spleen removed!
J.D.: It was worth it.