Quote from J.D. in My Rite of Passage
J.D.: Hey, Turk, I'm gonna go across the street and get some coffee. You want one? Turk: Get me a small one-pump mocha. J.D.: [v.o.] The perfect setup to a joke, but no one's around to hear! [J.D. picks Turk up and carries him down to reception] Turk: Dude! Oh, God! [screams] No! Dude! J.D.: So, what did you want me to get you? Turk: A small one-pump mocha? J.D.: Wasn't that your nickname in high school? Hello! Turk: Dude, there's a guy upstairs waiting to have his spleen removed! J.D.: It was worth it.