Elliot Quote #236
Quote from Elliot in My Porcelain God
Elliot: Are we, uh, flirting?
Dr. Casey: A little bit.
Elliot: Awesome.
Dr. Casey: Have you seen the roof toilet?
Elliot: No. But I'm a nervous pooer.
Dr. Casey: Okay, now we're definitely not flirting.
Elliot: Oh, it's just that I'm a little more comfortable with the setup that I have at home, you know. Like extra locks.
Dr. Casey: Yeah, I've only gone outside my house twice. Once on an airplane, and once at the White House.
Elliot: How are the bathrooms at the White House?
Dr. Casey: I have no idea, but the fountains are nice. And security? Quick as bunnies.
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Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.