Dr. Kelso Quote #147
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Porcelain God
J.D.: [v.o.] The reason I'm gurney surfing - aside from the fact that it's totally bitchin is that Kelso shut down this whole wing.
Turk: Dude, I gotta go.
J.D.: Oh, no! [crashes] Oh!
J.D.: [v.o.] You see, a census said that hospital admissions dropped in February. The census was wrong.
Carla: Dr. Kelso! Where are we gonna fit these people? They're all sick!
Dr. Kelso: It's not my job to take care of sick people.
Dr. Cox: "Bob Kelso - Healer".
Dr. Kelso: Closing that wing saves us about sixty thousand dollars a month. You got that on you?
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‘My Porcelain God’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Hey, ace. I want you to find my gardener, Hector, a room. He has a mild case of cellulitis, and I need him in tip-top shape by the weekend. I'm having my annual lawn-bowling tournament, and if anyone but Hector cuts my grass, my game goes to heck in a hand-basket.
Dr. Cox: Dammit all, Bob, you know we don't have an extra bed in this dump.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, what has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! I thought we'd met.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.