J.D.: [v.o.] The reason I'm gurney surfing - aside from the fact that it's totally bitchin is that Kelso shut down this whole wing.
Turk: Dude, I gotta go.
J.D.: Oh, no! [crashes] Oh!
J.D.: [v.o.] You see, a census said that hospital admissions dropped in February. The census was wrong.
Carla: Dr. Kelso! Where are we gonna fit these people? They're all sick!
Dr. Kelso: It's not my job to take care of sick people.
Dr. Cox: "Bob Kelso - Healer".
Dr. Kelso: Closing that wing saves us about sixty thousand dollars a month. You got that on you?