Dr. Cox Quote #359

Quote from Dr. Cox in My Catalyst

Dr. Cox: Kevin Casey? Holy cow, get outta Dodge! Tell me this, are you- Are you shaking hands nowadays?
Dr. Casey: Well, a lifetime of therapy and a whole lot of Zoloft just so I can appropriately greet you, big guy. [shakes hands]
Dr. Cox: Atta boy.
Dr. Casey: I do have a two-second limit.
Dr. Cox: Boy, who doesn't. You realize I haven't laid eyes on you since we were residents together? And I'll tell you this, big Kev-o, I always knew I'd see ya again.

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 ‘My Catalyst’ Quotes

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Turk: Oh, hello, Mr. Gallbladder. Don't you get too comfy next to Mr. Liver. Because here comes Dr. Turk's robot laser.
Dr. Wen: Hey, Christopher. I could do without the color commentary.
Turk: Why it gotta be a "color commentary"? 'Cause I'm doing it? Just kiddin'.

Quote from Ted

Dr. Kelso: [horn blares] That ought to keep those damn crows from crapping on my car all the time.
Ted: I doubt they'll be back, sir. You know, unless someone who comes up here every day, trying to find the courage the jump, passes the time by throwing birdseed on your car's hood.
Dr. Kelso: Stop babbling, Ted. No one's ever listening.

Quote from Dr. Cox

J.D.: Dr. Cox? I could use a little help.
Dr. Cox: Beyonce, you could use a lot of help. But, hey, we all have to play the hand the Big Guy dealt us. You know, unless you're lucky enough to have those insanely over-hyped Queer Eye guys show up at your door, but I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever the hell this is...