J.D. Quote #411
Quote from J.D. in My Interpretation
Jamie: Thanks again for coming.
J.D.: [v.o.] Just get out without doing any more damage.
J.D.: I had a blast.
J.D.: [v.o.] Nice job.
Jamie: Goodbye.
J.D.: I'll see you.
[J.D. and Jamie start kissing in a closet; Turk and Elliot kiss in his dream before he wakes up; montage:]
Turk: [yells]
Ted: [yells]
Janitor: [yells]
Dr. Kelso: [yells]
Ted: [yells]
Nurse Roberts: [yells]
Todd: [yells, farts]
Jamie: [moans]
J.D.: Oh, I'm sorry, everyone. I dropped something on my toe. [moans] You know. Carry on.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Interpretation’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Okay, I still wanna refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign to me.
Janitor: Benign... Benign-and-a-half.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside in the bushes. Look, it was just a coincidence, man. If you had looked out the window you would have seen my penis.
Janitor: What?! Why?!
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
Quote from Ted
Carla: If you're having dreams about another woman, maybe you're not ready for marriage.
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Just take it. Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them. Right, Ted?
Ted: Oh, no, not me. I just have the one dream over and over. I hold his head under the water till the last bubble goes bloop.
Dr. Kelso: Ted. What's the ETA on those Double Stufs?
Ted: Bloop.