Ted Quote #33
Quote from Ted in My Kingdom
Elliot: I was talking about U2 the band. You know what? It's fine. He probably thinks I was saying it the way you would say "I love eggs." You know, I'm sure there is not going to be a problem.
Ted: [clears throat] We have a telegram from Nurse Paul Flowers. [laughs] That name is funny. This is my band.
Carla: Oh, my God, Ted, everybody knows. TV themes.
Ted: That's old news, doll face, we do commercial jingles now.
Ted's band: [singing] The best part of waking up Is Elliot in your cup [bass] In your cup
Elliot: That's it?
Ted's band By Mennen
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Kingdom’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Cox: I have no words.
Dr. Kelso: How about handsome? Or glorious?
Dr. Cox: And this abomination is the reason we can't afford a new computer?
Dr. Kelso: Well, that and the little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle, I mean golf weekend. And by Cleveland, I mean Hawaii.
Dr. Cox: Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?
Dr. Kelso: I go to bed some nights wondering. And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. And I mean like a log, brother. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus, I mean helicopter.
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: I told you you had nothing to saw.
Janitor: Oh, really? [cut's J.D.'s arm off]
J.D.: Ow, man, give it back.
Janitor: All right. Just tell me why you're hitting yourself. Hmm. Why are you doing that?
[reality:]
Janitor: You ever get the feeling we're thinking the same thing?
J.D.: No.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You see that, that right there? That has never happened to me. A hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink. [to the bartender] Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.
Bartender: No problem, lady.