Dr. Cox Quote #224
Quote from Dr. Cox in My New Old Friend
Dr. Cox: It's just the guy is here like a thousand times a year taking up a bed, and every second with him is time away from somebody I could help.
Carla: Well, what do you want me to do about it?
Dr. Cox: Follow my lead. Alas, Mr. Corman, shockingly, all your labs have come back and they're negative for everything.
Mr. Corman: Oh, come on.
Dr. Cox: OK, I'll tell you what. You have suggested that you're feeling rather tired lately, haven't you?
Mr. Corman: I'm listening.
Dr. Cox: And that you bruise easily.
Mr. Corman: Like an old banana.
Dr. Cox: For the record, I think you're fine, but if you'd like, we can go ahead and check out your bone marrow. Of course, that would mean sticking an enormous needle all the way through your hip, and it's very, very, very excruciatingly painful. Right, Carla?
Carla: Yes.
Dr. Cox: Thank you, Carla. So what's it gonna be there, champ? Head home and get some rest, or an afternoon of senseless, mind-numbing agony?
Mr. Corman: Ah, what the hell, I'll take the giant hip needle.
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Quote from Janitor
Turk: Hey, that whole damn building is packed with liars.
J.D.: It is not.
[meanwhile, at a school career day:]
Janitor: Well, if the cut was that deep, I'd probably just pull your arm off. Once again Dr. Jan ltor. Dr. Jan ltor.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: Where the hell is Carla? Man, we're gonna miss the previews.
J.D.: Hey, you're black, right?
Turk: Here we go.
J.D.: I hate that stereotype that all black people yell at movie screens. You know, like you go see some horror flick and you'd be yelling, "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the door!" You know? It's like, it's offensive.
Turk: You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't ya?
J.D.: Why does she go in there? I mean, he's behind the door!
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes when you're down, you end up taking it out on the wrong person.
J.D.: Going on vacation?
Janitor: I get it, 'cause I'm a janitor, so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies. That's funny.
J.D.: I thought so.
Janitor: Actually, I'm going to speak at my son's career day.
J.D.: About being a janitor?
Janitor: Well, you think there aren't kids out there that wanna grow up to make the world sparkle?