J.D. Quote #307
Quote from J.D. in My Lucky Day
Dr. Cox: Oh, Eunice, you never would have made that catch if you weren't such an all-purpose nerd, sitting home alone on a Saturday night, watching some medical special on TV.
J.D.: First of all, in your face, because it was Friday night. Secondly, I would have made the catch regardless. You see, if you use your head and do some homework, medicine is just basically science.
Dr. Cox: Oh, please explain medicine to me, because without you I don't know what to do.
Dr. Kelso: Admitting it is the first step, Perry. Am I right, Ace?
J.D.: You are correct, sir!
Dr. Cox: That's enough on that one. I think we've clearly exhausted it.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Lucky Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?
Dr. Kelso: Take a breath, Dr. Reid. In and out. That's it, that's it. Now, you went to four years of college and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight. My God, little girl, grow up and say how-do to the world of modern medicine. My God, I've been sued four times.
Ted: [whispers] Ten times.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: Thanks for starting the Solumedrol on my TTP patient. I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy. It's just Dr. Cox and I have this little competition going. And I know that probably seems insensitive to you-
Nurse Roberts: Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me. But you better get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look, Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one. So things were a little different for me growing up.
[flashback:]
Sam Dorian: See, this is a bicycle bell. Now, you hold onto this, because I'm gonna give you a different part every year. Maybe after the party we can take it out for a spin.
Young J.D.: Great.
[present:]
J.D.: Still waiting on that kickstand.