Dr. Kelso Quote #30
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Drug Buddy
Carla: Dr. Kelso.
Dr. Kelso: Yes, what is it?
Carla: I wanted to thank you for what you did. You know, when you yelled at me in front of the other nurses. I appreciate it.
Dr. Kelso: Young lady, I yelled at you because that paperwork looked like it had been done by a drunk four-year-old. Listen, Carla, I have a family who loves me, a handful of close friends and a wonderful hobby shop in my basement. I don't spend much time worrying about people's feelings around here. I just do whatever makes me happy.
Carla: So can I still get a ride tomorrow?
Dr. Kelso: I don't know if I've forgiven you yet for hiding this morning. But you could always skip the bus tomorrow morning and take your chances.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Drug Buddy’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Dr. Kelso: Maybe you should just order.
Carla: I'll have an espresso, please, and... What kind of scones do you have?
Man: [coughs loudly] Son of a bitch. Do you mind, lady? I am in a rush.
Carla: Oh, my goodness, I'm so sorry. What am I doing, thinking I can take an extra six seconds to pick my breakfast? I'm going to have to call my mom, tell her she did a lousy job raising me. Thank you so much.
Dr. Kelso: I think what she means is, she doesn't give a crappuccino. Allan, this is on me. God help me, I love spunk.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Good to see you again, Mr. Barnes. We'll be with you in a moment.
Nurse Roberts: Put him in bed six.
Dr. Cox: Tell me, Laverne, are you in fact part golden retriever?
Nurse Roberts: Keep it holy now.
Dr. Cox: I only ask because every time I toss this guy, you bring him right back to me.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: The addict said he quit? Oh ,why wouldn't you tell me that? That changes everything.
J.D.: I believe in Mr. Barnes.
Dr. Cox: Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn't mean that the world has suddenly turned into a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do. Barbie here still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs, and addicts everywhere will still lie to get a fix. Now, you've got to wake up, sweetheart. You're gonna be late for school. Aw, you wet the bed. Why can't I have a normal child without these problems?