J.D. Quote #118
Quote from J.D. in My Balancing Act
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, so you asked out a girl stuck in an MRI machine, without ever seeing her face. Remember, no matter what she looks like, be sure to play it cool.
J.D.: Yes! Yes! You are hot! Smokin' hot! In your face! Woo-hoo!
J.D.: [v.o.] That night, we went out on our first date. Had our first dinner. Rented our first movie. Took our first long drive.
Alex: Look out!
J.D.: [v.o.] Killed our first raccoon. Ever since then, every date we've been on has always ended the same way.
J.D.: No! Cox wants me back at the hospital.
Alex: But the page is addressed to Lillian.
J.D.: Yeah, that's me. What a drag.
J.D.: [v.o.] That was probably the wrong time to ask for a quickie.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Balancing Act’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] You're only 80 minutes late. She'll still be here. Please be here. Come on, Alex. Please be here.
[As J.D. looks around the restaurant, he catches the gaze of the Janitor who is dining at a table]
Janitor: You gotta be kidding me! There's a waste of a gift certificate. Cancel the cobbler!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you happen to know what a zebra is?
J.D.: That patient just mocked me.
Dr. Cox: It's a diagnosis of a ridiculously obscure disease when it's much more likely that the patient has a common illness presenting with uncommon symptoms. In other words, if you hear hoof beats, you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras. Mm-kay, Mr. Silly Bear?
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Well, you know that means a lot coming from you, Mr. Right-here-with-me two-hours-after-his-shift- and-last-Monday-night-too guy.
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: You heard me.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, what're you saying? That you want to be like me? Do you understand that I just barely want to be like me?