Quote from Janitor in My Balancing Act
J.D.: [v.o.] You're only 80 minutes late. She'll still be here. Please be here. Come on, Alex. Please be here. [As J.D. looks around the restaurant, he catches the gaze of the Janitor who is dining at a table] Janitor: You gotta be kidding me! There's a waste of a gift certificate. Cancel the cobbler!