J.D. Quote #93
Quote from J.D. in My Day Off
Turk: Hey, buddy. OK, forget about everything that's going on. We know that you're bummed out about missing Thanksgiving so we decided to bring it to you.
J.D.: Wow, guys, thanks. Where's the food?
[J.D. notices he's in arm restraints. He then sees the Janitor stood above him with an electric carving knife.]
Janitor: Who wants the unmentionables?
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