Janitor Quote #483
Quote from Janitor in My Soul on Fire: Part 1
Janitor: Now, Brain Trust by law 47a clearly states what, Ted?
Ted: "Live free or die."
Janitor: That's New Hampshire. 47a states that we must always have exactly four members. So I proudly announce the reinstatement of Doug Murphy as a permanent member of the Brain Trust.
Doug: Permanent member until you find someone you like better, right?
Janitor: Come on! You're just being insecure.
Lloyd: Dudes!
Janitor: You're alive! [to Doug] You're out. Lloyd, you're back in. We thought you were dead.
Lloyd: Faked my own death, bro! I was in debt big time to a bookie. Anyway, didn't work out. Saw me at a mall. So what's new? Can I borrow 80,000 bucks?
Janitor: Can't really swing that, Lloyd. Our credit lines overextended since we had Cheap Trick play at the Brain Trust picnic. Goodbye Lloyd. And Doug is back in, permanent!
Doug: Oh, yes.
Janitor: You know, until Lloyd gets back on his feet.
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‘My Soul on Fire: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Carla: Why aren't you out on the beach?
Turk: Because Daddy came to seduce you. But for me to get my sexy mode, I'm gonna need you to take off the hat and stop picking your toes. [grimaces and groans] It's alright, I'll push through it. Baby, look. Izzy's not here. And this is the Bahamas. The islands of making love. You, me, the ocean. Underwater relations.
Carla: Lead the way. [cellphone rings] That's the nanny. This'll just take a second.
Turk: Okay. It's cool. I'm gonna head down to the water. It'll be just like our honeymoon. Nobody will see what we're doing except for the mermaids.
Carla: Baby, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.
Turk: I know what I saw, woman!
Quote from Turk
Turk: Baby, you know why I love the Bahamas? They got brothers on the money, check it. Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Here you go, Sammy. I know I was supposed to drop Sam off in daycare, but the only other kid there was a creepy little girl with freckles.
J.D.: Please don't give my son your prejudice of redheads.
Elliot: They're god's mistakes, J.D., accept it.