Turk Quote #557
Quote from Turk in My Manhood
J.D.: So which one did you lose? Lamont or Grady?
Turk: Lamont. Now on hot days, he'll be sticking to God's leg.
J.D.: How'd it happen?
Turk: My kid kicked me in the groin and now I got testicular torsion.
J.D.: That sucks.
Turk: Lately, I've been feeling like less of a man. I think that's why I've been overcompensating with all of that remote wrestling, alpha male stuff.
J.D.: But losing a testicle is not gonna make you less of a man. Although, you do realize you'll probably be having daughters for the rest of your life, if you lost the one that makes boy babies.
Turk: [laughs] That's not really how it works, is it?
J.D.: I'm not really sure.
Turk: But still, you whooped me in public. So we got to fight again.
J.D.: Turk, have you not been listening? Sam. Role model. I have to win.
Turk: So what do you want to do?
J.D.: [v.o.] And then we had it.
Both: Rocky III freeze-frame ending!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Manhood’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: I'm so sorry that they're forcing you out. I feel horrible.
Dr. Kelso: Aw, sweetheart, you should. It's your fault.
Elliot: Look, I'll talk to the Board. I am so great at changing people's minds. My best friend in college thought he was gay, but I totally convinced him that he was into women. After that, he had a ton of girlfriends. Until senior year when he hung himself.
Dr. Kelso: Why is it that so many of your stories end with, "And then he hung himself"?
Elliot: Bad luck, I guess.
Quote from Doug
J.D.: [v.o.] After putting a beat down on Turk, the last thing I wanted to do was be lame and hide in a supply closet.
[Turk laughs as he opens the supply closet, only to find it's empty]
J.D.: [v.o.] That's why I chose down here.
J.D.: Why are you here?
Doug: After all these years of putting on toe tags, I sort of developed a foot fetish. And you get tired of looking at dead ones, you know?
J.D.: No, Doug, I don't.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: It's too bad we can't just call John's brothers and tell them that he needs them.
Elliot: I know. Stupid doctor-patient confidentiality. It's like wearing a muzzle. Like last month, one of my patients asks out Nurse Rollins, and I couldn't even warn her that I'm treating the guy for a horrible case of mono. Now she has it and her grandfather has it. I don't know, she wouldn't say.