J.D.: So which one did you lose? Lamont or Grady?
Turk: Lamont. Now on hot days, he'll be sticking to God's leg.
J.D.: How'd it happen?
Turk: My kid kicked me in the groin and now I got testicular torsion.
J.D.: That sucks.
Turk: Lately, I've been feeling like less of a man. I think that's why I've been overcompensating with all of that remote wrestling, alpha male stuff.
J.D.: But losing a testicle is not gonna make you less of a man. Although, you do realize you'll probably be having daughters for the rest of your life, if you lost the one that makes boy babies.
Turk: [laughs] That's not really how it works, is it?
J.D.: I'm not really sure.
Turk: But still, you whooped me in public. So we got to fight again.
J.D.: Turk, have you not been listening? Sam. Role model. I have to win.
Turk: So what do you want to do?
J.D.: [v.o.] And then we had it.
Both: Rocky III freeze-frame ending!