Turk Quote #555
Quote from Turk in My Bad Too
Turk: I should have told you right away. Brinner had a lot to do with it. I love brinner.
Carla: Hello?
Turk: Still, I should have told you. I'm sorry.
Carla: I forgive you.
Turk: Excuse me?
Carla: The other day, when I missed that stupid play group meeting and decided I was a horrible mother and you told me not to let a little mistake erase a good thing. Remember what I said?
Turk: This is it coming back?
Carla: Besides, it must have been really hard for you to learn Spanish.
Turk: It was so hard.
Carla: And it can be really tough for you to learn new things.
Turk: I know. I am so slow.
Carla: Say it in Spanish.
Turk: Yo soy muy lento.
Carla: Say it again.
Turk: Yo soy muy lento.
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‘My Bad Too’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: Elliot, can I get your advice on something my burn patient really wants to go to his high school graduation this weekend.
Elliot: Why? Mine was awful. I was the valedictorian, but instead of bringing my speech, I grabbed my mom's love letter to her pool boy. Well, I was so nervous, I ended up reading that one anyways. Apparently, I spoke a lot about "my fondness for throbbing members". Still, my closing words to my graduating class were actually kind of appropriate. Something about wanting to make sure I chased all of my dreams, before I was all old and dried up down there.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: So you guys doing something special for your anniversary night?
Turk: You know what would be great?
Carla: Here we go.
Turk: Brinner.
Elliot: What-er?
Carla: Breakfast for dinner. He's obsessed with it.
Turk: I just don't see what's wrong with having a nice glass of wine with a pancake.
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Look, you already put yourself out there, let's just follow through. I checked his infection, it's not that bad. We just need an ambulance and some other volunteers, we can still pull this off. Janitor, will you help?
Janitor: Uh, no, I can't. Now that I've cured Lady of her fear of the unknown, I'm working on her irrational fear of losing loved ones. I arranged for a couple of friends of mine to kidnap her parents.