J.D. Quote #1541
Quote from J.D. in My Growing Pains
Turk: Anyways, when's the last time we did something off-the-hook stupid?
Turk: Probably not since the second day at college. Remember? When it wasn't just the two of us. It was the three of us.
[flashback:]
Turk: All right you guys? I know we only met yesterday, but I have the feeling we are gonna be best buds forever. Hands in. Chocolate bear!
J.D.: Vanilla Bear!
Ricky: Caramel Bear!
All: Bears for life!
J.D.: If we pull this prank off we're gonna be the coolest freshmen on the all campus.
[J.D. uses a lighter to ignite the brown paper bag that Turk is holding]
Turk: Yeah, we are.
Ricky: Let me do it.
J.D.: What?
[After Ricky puts the flaming brown bag on a man's porch, he rings the doorbell. A large white man quickly opens the door and pulls Ricky inside. J.D. and Turk run away.]
[present:]
J.D.: Rest in peace, Caramel Bear.
Turk: Dude, just because we never saw Ricky on campus again, doesn't mean is dead.
J.D.: His parents came and packed up all his stuff, Turk. And his roommate got straight As that semester without even going to class.
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