Dr. Kelso Quote #376
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Growing Pains
Nurse: Happy birthday, Dr. Kelso.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, thank you.
Elliot: Oh, my God, is that a smile?
Dr. Kelso: Well, it's like the last year, when the safety brake failed on Enid's wheelchair, and she started rolling toward our pool, I told myself: "Bob, it's already too late to stop it so you might as well sit back and enjoy it."
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Growing Pains’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: I've got a secret.
Dr. Kelso: What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and still doesn't give a crap? [goofy voice] Bob Kelso! I added the funny voice to keep it fresh.
Quote from Ted
Ted: The Winstons aren't ready to litigate yet, but they're still angry. You need to mitigate the situation because they have a really good lawyer.
Dr. Cox: Honestly, Ted, I'm just surprised you know the difference between litigate and mitigate.
Ted: Their lawyer taught me. I'm telling you, the guy's really good.
Quote from Turk
J.D.: What are we doing, today?
Turk: Okay. We gotta go old school. Brace yourself on my arm. World's Most Giant Black Doctor.
J.D.: Turk, I thought we are agreed to save him for Black History Month when we wanna scare racist patients.
Turk: I know, but that guy in 204 asked me if I wanted to finish his fried chicken.
J.D.: But you love fried chicken.
Turk: And I ate that bad boy like it was my last meal, but I wasn't happy about it.