Dr. Cox Quote #814
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Conventional Wisdom
Dr. Cox: Oh, say, Barbie, I'm gonna go ahead and ask you one more time. May I please, please, use your practice's SPECT camera?
Elliot: Sure, whatever.
Dr. Cox: That's great. 'cause I've actually already used it.
Elliot: I don't care. And don't worry about coming to my wedding, because there probably won't be one.
Dr. Cox: Look, I love it that after six years I can still mess with your head. It is both a testament to my commitment and a glaring statement about your mental fragility. But still, as much as it pains me to say it, there's nothing I did or said that had any real impact on your relationship with the future Mr. Barbie.
Elliot: Yeah, but I got all crazy and went off on him.
Dr. Cox: Of course you did, you're a woman. Sure, you do come with a little extra crazy, but what the heck, that's what makes you, you. Listen to me, Keith isn't going to care, he's not.
Elliot: Why are you being so nice to me?
[flashback:]
Jordan: Lay off The Stick or I'll wait till you're asleep and I will cheesegrate your nerps.
[present:]
Dr. Cox: Because sometimes I like to do nice things without being coerced.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Conventional Wisdom’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Kelso: A SPECT camera, eh? My hospital, Sacred Heart, needs one of those.
Salesman: It's funny you should say that. I was just on the phone with your chief of medicine ten minutes ago.
[meanwhile:]
Janitor: Hmm, fax this to someone. [answers phone] Chief o' medicine.
Dr. Kelso: I'm the Chief of Medicine, Bob Kelso. Who the hell is this?
Janitor: Uh, I'm you. I'm talking to you from a future phone. By the way, sell all your gasoline stocks, everything now runs on potatoes!
Dr. Kelso: I don't know who the hell this is, but when I find out I am going to put my loafer so far up your ass you're gonna have tassles hanging out of your nose. Now, tell me who you are.
Janitor: What's your name again?
Ted: Teddy Buckland.
Dr. Kelso: Ted?!
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [sings] On our way to Phoenix, yeah!
[As the car drives away, the camera is static:]
J.D.: Hey, you know how in the movies when a car gets farther and farther away, you can still hear people talking like they're right in front of the camera?
Turk: Yeah, that drives me crazy.
J.D.: Hey, I brought snacks for the trip. Pringle? Oh, um, turn left here to go on the freeway.
Turk: No, not yet. I gotta stop and go pee.
J.D.: Already? I told you to go before we left.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Uh, hey, everyone! I've been looking for a new role playing game, ever since my Lord of the Rings club booted me for using an actual war hammer. So, would anybody mind, if I pretended to be the Chief of Medicine while Kelso is out of town? [murmurs of agreement]
Dr. Cox: Oh, Janitor you're a natural!
[The Janitor is suddenly wearing a lab coat and stethoscope]
Janitor: Fantastic! Let's make cancer feel foolish.