Dr. Cox Quote #764
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Road to Nowhere
J.D.: Oh, man, Kim's having her first ultrasound tomorrow.
Turk: Wow, there is nothing like that first ultrasound. Bring tissue.
J.D.: You kidding me? I can't just up and leave, I gotta find an apartment. I live in a teepee.
Dr. Cox: [musically] Dorian! [talks] You have been wrong about so many things that I'm not even going to say something's wrong anymore, instead I'm going to say, "It's Dorian!" And the fact that you'd be willing skip seeing that child's heartbeat for the first time, it's just plain Dorian! I mean, hell, Jordan is having her second ultrasound and I couldn't be more giddy. I can't wait to find out the sex of that unborn tax-break.
Turk: Jordan doesn't let you know the sex until the baby is born.
Dr. Cox: Dorian, again! I don't know if it's the hormones or if the baby is actually eating the the bitch-cells, but Jordan has softened. In fact last night, she she ask me to cuddle her.
J.D.: [v.o.] Is cuddling bad now?!
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Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Check out that body, bet you'd like to give her a ride, uh?
Ted: [staring at an old woman] Ooh, you bet-cha!
Dr. Kelso: Over here, perv. It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury.
Ted: So it's a wheelchair accessable for her, sir?
Dr. Kelso: Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then.
Quote from Turk
[As Dr. Mickhead walks by with his phone, the "Guy Love" ringtone plays]
Turk: Mickhead! Give me my phone.
Dr. Mickhead: It's mine.
Turk: Oh, really? Does yours have a picture of Carla in the background?
Dr. Mickhead: Yes.
Turk: Ha! Trick question! Mine's got Tyra Banks, see?!
Quote from Turk
Turk: So you're here for your ultrasound, huh? I can't believe you're going to let him know the sex, especially when you could... No, that's too mean, I couldn't do it.
Jordan: No, mean is good. I like mean.
Turk: You could learn the sex, not tell Perry, hold it over his head, and play him like your little bitch-boy.
Jordan: Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling , blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy!
Turk: Stop.