J.D.: Oh, man, Kim's having her first ultrasound tomorrow.
Turk: Wow, there is nothing like that first ultrasound. Bring tissue.
J.D.: You kidding me? I can't just up and leave, I gotta find an apartment. I live in a teepee.
Dr. Cox: [musically] Dorian! [talks] You have been wrong about so many things that I'm not even going to say something's wrong anymore, instead I'm going to say, "It's Dorian!" And the fact that you'd be willing skip seeing that child's heartbeat for the first time, it's just plain Dorian! I mean, hell, Jordan is having her second ultrasound and I couldn't be more giddy. I can't wait to find out the sex of that unborn tax-break.
Turk: Jordan doesn't let you know the sex until the baby is born.
Dr. Cox: Dorian, again! I don't know if it's the hormones or if the baby is actually eating the the bitch-cells, but Jordan has softened. In fact last night, she she ask me to cuddle her.
J.D.: [v.o.] Is cuddling bad now?!