Dr. Kelso Quote #277
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My New Suit
Dr. Cox: Hey, Bob, you got a minute?
Dr. Kelso: If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know about it. Just make sure it's not traceable to the hospital.
Dr. Cox: That's not why I'm here. But it's good to know. Look, uh, I just wanted to apologize for what I said about your son.
Dr. Kelso: Well, he hasn't turned out exactly as I'd planned. For example, I always imagined we'd spend his thirteen birthday fly-fishing in Montana.
Dr. Cox: Where did you spend it?
Dr. Kelso: On 42nd Street, camped out for Ain't Misbehavin' tickets. He's a good kid, though.
Dr. Cox: Tell me about him.
Dr. Kelso: He is a good kid. He's always been a good kid. Uh, first time I knew we weren't on the same page was when he took up knitting.
Dr. Cox: Knitting?
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, I thought he was gonna learn how to tie knots.
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‘My New Suit’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Cox: You know, Bobbo, I find you less repugnant as of late. I'm developing a begrudging indifference to you.
Dr. Kelso: Ah, Perry, you're so edgy and cantankerous. You're like House without the limp.
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] Now that Dan knew Elliot wasn't into him, my focus had shifted from keeping him away from her to avoiding him so he doesn't kill me.
J.D.: Hey, Mr. Brooks. Let's get these bandages off you, huh? What are you doing?
Janitor: Mr. Brooks wanted safety tips on operating propane heaters.
J.D.: As long as you're not my brother.
Janitor: I had a brother once. Well, he's still my brother. My parents adopted him when I was about 12. He was about 46. Actually older than my parents. His name was Clete and he talked like this, "How's it going? How's it going?" Good kid. Did what they said. Make the bed, mop the floor, sweep the lawn, whatever needed to be done. Everything was good till he was in his 50s and, wow, did he have a midlife crisis. Him and my dad fought constantly. And I mean really physically beating on each other. But I don't blame him for it. I blame my mom for sleeping with him. That's just out of line.
J.D.: Yeah.
Janitor: Anyway, the reason I'm telling you this is your brother told me if I keep you focused on me, he would let me watch.
J.D.: Watch what?
Dan: Hey, little brother.
J.D.: [screams]
Quote from Doug
Carla: Oh, what a cutie. Where'd this little guy come from?
J.D.: Doug found him in some dead guy's colon.
Carla: Ugh! [squeaks]
J.D.: Hey, little guy. Doug's still pretty upset about the whole thing.
Doug: Why would he live in there?