Turk Quote #271
Turk: [talking in his sleep] It's nice to meet you too, Chuck.
Carla: Oh, he's having one of his Love Connection dreams.
Turk: You sure? I'd love to go out with her again if you'll pay for it.
Carla: Buppy.
Turk: [waking up] Uh? What?
Carla: We've been looking all over for you.
Turk: Why? What did I miss?
[flashback to Carla and Molly meeting Chuck Woolery:]
Chuck Woolery: Bye, Carla. I'm sorry I didn't get to meet your husband.
Carla: Oh, I know.
Dr. Molly Clock: So, Mr. Woolery: what have you been doing since The Love Connection was cancelled?
Chuck Woolery: Love Connection was never cancelled. It's just not on TV anymore. I still do the occasional episode in my basement with singles from the neighborhood. I'm not crazy.
Carla: No. [chuckles]
[present:]
Turk: Aww, stupid nap.
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