J.D. Quote #723
Dr. Molly Clock: Please, I mean, who could imagine what it's like in your head?
J.D.: I'll take this one.
[fantasy: Molly and Carla in Turk's head, which is decorated like a private room at strip club. There are posters for the Sugarhill Gang and Sanford & Son. The Sanford & Son theme song plays:]
Carla: Hey, welcome to Turk's head. You look really hot.
Dr. Molly Clock: Wait a second, you're not a lesbian.
Carla: I am in here.
Dr. Molly Clock: Yeah, me too.
[flash-out:]
J.D.: Dammit! Molly, you're a shrink: why is it my daydreams always end right before the sexy part.
Dr. Molly Clock: I don't know, maybe we should work on that together. [goes into kiss J.D.]
[flash-out:]
J.D.: Dammit!
Turk: Dude, relax and enjoy hot chocolate love. [goes into kiss J.D.]
J.D.: [v.o.] Snap out of it! Abort! Abort!
[flash-out:]
J.D.: Stop it! I don't have gay jungle fever!
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