J.D. Quote #686
J.D.: [v.o.] I was a little nervous today. Maybe it was because I had no idea who this guy on the back of my bike was.
Man: See ya tomorrow!
J.D.: Will do.
J.D.: [v.o.] Or maybe I was nervous because at 3 o'clock, Dr. Cox was gonna name me the new chief resident. How do I know? Well, for one thing, I'm the only one who applied. But I'm also the only one who's truly focused enough to... Oh God!
[later:]
Turk: So lemme get this straight: You crashed in to their truck and they just drive you to work?
J.D.: Well, we didn't come straight here.
[flashback to J.D. wearing a back brace as he helps a guy lift a couch:]
J.D.: Come on, Dorian. You gotta want it!
[present:]
Turk: Hold up. They made you move furniture?
J.D.: It wasn't all bad.
[flashback to J.D. and the moving men jumping up and down on bubble wrap:]
J.D.: Bubble wrap! Bubble wrap! Bubble wrap!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Office’ Quotes
Quote from Doug
Carla: So, what are you guys gonna do now that your residencies are over?
Doug: Oh, I'm still a resident. Yeah, Dr. Kelso said I'm the first medical resident to repeat his third year in the entire history of the hospital!
Carla: That's a bad thing, Doug.
Doug: Oh, I'm staying positive.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle, together the two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle.
J.D.: Wait, so, if we're both gonna be chief residents, why didn't you just say that from the beginning?
Dr. Cox: What, and miss your hall of fame hissy? Not on your life. Walk with me.
Quote from Elliot
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: It's 3 o'clock! 3 o'clock's when you announce the new chief resident, so we thought you might want-
Dr. Cox: Barbie, you're chief resident.
J.D.: [high-pitched laugh] Very funny!
Dr. Cox: So not joking.
Elliot: Oh, my God, now I know how Liza Minelli felt! When she won the Oscar, not when she married that gay, pan-faced alien.