Turk Quote #136
Quote from Turk in My Philosophy
Turk: We've known each other for like, a year and a half, right?
Carla: Turk, that's my ride.
Turk: Give me a second. I've been thinking a lot lately. [horn honks] I'm talking here!
Carla: I'm gonna miss my flight. I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry.
Turk: Will you marry me?
Carla: What did you say?
Turk: I think I said, "Will you marry me?"
Carla: Turk, wow!
Turk: I got a ring. I don't have it on me, but it's in a safe place.
Carla: I can't believe this. I've imagined you saying this to me a thousand times. I just never imagined that when you actually asked, all I would say is I need to think.
Turk: Cool. Yeah, phew. That's what I was hoping to hear.
Carla: I love you. I really do.
Turk: Love you too.
Carla: I'll be back in a few days.
Turk: I'll wait.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Philosophy’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: All right, Ralphie, new tack. I want you to do what I do. I want you to imagine that there are tiny men inside your booty, trying to push the dookie. Push the dookie out, Ralphie. Can you imagine that for me?
[later:]
Man: You told my son there were little men inside him? He barely sleeps as it is.
Turk: Sir, I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Man: That was sick.
Turk: But still, if you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it. The next time your son has a bowel movement, take the dookie, put it in a Ziplock bag, and just call me on my cell phone. It's for my girlfriend. Hey, Ralphie. Little men, pushing it out, pushing it out.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, are you off for the day?
Elliot: Oh, I just didn't have a place to change.
Nurse Roberts: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Kelso: Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that.
Nurse Roberts: Don't you usually wait to get home before you do that?
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Thanks for the pen.
J.D.: Oh, no.
Janitor: Yeah, this was my favorite T-shirt. And this is my favorite skin.