Dr. Cox Quote #182
Quote from Dr. Cox in My New Coat
Dr. Cox: I'm thrilled you approve, but, for the last time, I'm up here. I'm up here. [whistles] I'm up here.
J.D.: You were wrong. I was right.
Dr. Cox: I beg your pardon?
J.D.: Anosmia isn't a side-effect of IV imipenem. Plus, Mr. Blair had multiple nasal polypectomies and septoplasty and his loss of smell is most likely caused by repeated manipulation of his sinuses and the concurrent infection, so I didn't make a mistake, and you were wrong when you said, "Nice going, Newbie."
Dr. Cox: Here you've put me in a tough situation. I can't honestly decide whether to say "duh" or "doy" or a very sarcastic, "Oh, really?" My God, Fiona. I know it wasn't your fault. Hell, the patient probably knows. But he seemed a little distraught. Like maybe being able to blame somebody for a second or two might make him feel a little bit better. And, I know, maybe it's me, but doesn't that seem like something that goes along with wearing that fancy white coat? It does, doesn't it?
J.D.: Kinda.
Dr. Cox: I'm so proud of you. Put it there. [whistles] Woof.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My New Coat’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: Ted, you seem different.
Ted: I bought some relaxation tapes. They're working.
J.D.: A patient's blaming me for losing his sense of smell.
Ted: God, you cut off someone's nose? Where is it? Do you have it on you? You're disgusting.
J.D.: No, I just gave him IV imipenem.
Ted: Kelso's gonna blame me. Just get rid of the nose.
J.D.: Ted. Ted, I don't have the nose. Maybe you should calm down.
Ted: Maybe you should calm down!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] And then I did something I've never done before.
J.D.: Look, doctor, if you flipped the page you'd see that I pan cultured him yesterday, but that would probably get in the way of the peverse pleasure you take in pointing out other people's slip-ups. Well, too bad, Buster Brown, because I'm a resident now and I'm not gonna be making the same silly intern mistakes I made last year. I'd appreciate if you wouldn't stand here and yell at me in front of my patient.
Dr. Cox: Buster Brown?
J.D.: Buster brown.
J.D.: [v.o.] Focus all energy on lip not quivering.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: How's it going?
J.D.: You can't wear that.
Janitor: You mean after Labor Day?
J.D.: You know what I mean.
Janitor: It's a white coat. Anybody can wear a white coat.
J.D.: Jerk.
Janitor: [to the patient] You're what we call "a goner." I'm kidding. There's nothing here.