Dr. Kelso Quote #268
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Own Personal Hell
Dr. Cox: You are more than welcome to have your goon take both my thumbs and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out. I mean, come on, I don't even see how you could like that woman.
Dr. Kelso: I don't. She was married to my best friend, Richard. He died a few years back. You know the deal with friends. If they love 'em, you have to love 'em, whether you like it or not.
J.D.: Dr. Kelso, do you really believe that? Or are you just saying that to look good? Ah, who am I kidding? You don't care what anybody thinks about you, do you? I gotta tell you, though. You gave me some good advice about how to deal with Elliot. Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Dr. Kelso: Can I fire him?
Dr. Cox: Sleep on it.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Own Personal Hell’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Elliot: As a woman, have you ever noticed how self-esteem issues just creep up on you?
Carla: I have sausage fingers.
Jordan: Do you remember when I pulled strings with the board and got Perry that promotion? Yeah. People started talking and Perry ended up totally emasculated. So it worked out great for me.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] People were starting to talk about Elliot and Keith. But I decided to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind.
J.D.: Can you believe those two?
Nurse Roberts: No, I can't. All that carrying on in public.
Nurse: It's way too much.
J.D.: It's just too much. Sorry. I switched places so I could go again.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mrs. Cooke: Bob, just a note about the tapioca. I'm much more partial to flan.
Dr. Kelso: You're a flan fan. It's fun to say, more fun to eat. Anyway, anything that you need, you just ask Dr.
Cox. Perry, Bonnie here is an old friend.
Dr. Cox: Can't say I'm shocked.
Dr. Kelso: Take care of her.
Dr. Cox: You can count on me, Bobbo! Here's the lowdown. In three hours, my shift ends, at which point I will be leaving you and meeting with my ex-wife for a celebratory "best doctor in the city" date which is guaranteed to end in crazy hotel sex. I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings. Who knows? She may even get dressed up. The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia. Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.
Rex: Ooh! Banana.
Dr. Cox: Rex it is. Have a great night. You're in very capable nine-fingered hands.