‘My Old Lady’
Season 1, Episode 4 - Aired October 16, 2001
J.D. treats an elderly woman who says she's ready to die, Carla helps Elliot treat a woman who doesn't speak English, and Turk bonds with a young patient.
Quote from Turk
David Morrison: So, that Dr. Kelso guy really came down on you, huh?
Turk: Yeah, but he's got a point. This is a hospital. It's not a playground. [throws a syringe at a poster] Well, if it isn't the medulla oblongata. That's about 50 points there. I won. I'll just take your fruit cup and be on my way.
Quote from Turk
David Morrison: I talked to my dad today. He's coming out.
Turk: Cool.
David Morrison: And that nurse came by to shave me again.
Turk: Hey, I didn't tell her to do that.
David Morrison: You didn't?
Turk: No. I think she's got a crush on you.
David Morrison: Come on, dude, what's going on?
Turk: OK, here's the deal.