David: Is it bleeding?
Patrick: I don't know, my shoe is on.
David: Okay. Yeah, I don't see anything, but we should still put something on it, because I don't trust where that stick has been. Now, which of these backpacks have the first aid kit in it?
Patrick: I didn't bring one. It was either the first aid kit, or the ice packs. I wanna go home, David! This whole day's been a bust.
David: Well, that's not happening, so...
Patrick: What is that?
David: It's hand sanitizer, it can be used as a disinfectant. You think I'd come to a picnic without it? Okay, there we go. We'll reapply later, but at least I don't have to worry about gangrene.

David: What is this?
Patrick: That's your picnic basket. We're gonna need our hands free for the-
David: For the hike.
Patrick: Hey, you're gonna love this. Trust me.
David: Will I?

Moira: Oh John, be careful! It's a rental.
Johnny: I'm sorry, sweetheart. It slipped right through my fingers.
Roland: Just like your youth, right, old man?

Johnny: It's just a little muscle pull, that's all, Moira.
Roland: Yeah, you know, my cousin, Lenny, had the same exact thing, Johnny.
Stevie: Well, what did your cousin do? Can we call him?
Roland: [sighs] You can try, I don't think you'll have much luck. The poor guy died of a heart attack.

Moira: Okay, no one panic. Okay, Stevie, get your car. John's a slow driver. We'll leave the programs behind. Or maybe we'll bring a stack for the trip?
Stevie: N- No, Mrs. Rose!
Moira: You're right. Everybody move!
Johnny: Okay.
Moira: No! Not you, John!

Patrick: Okay, David, do you want to turn around?!
David: Well, the app that's counting my steps isn't working, so I honestly don't know.
Patrick: You know what? I got up early to pack these bags for us because I thought this would be a fun thing to do together, but obviously that was a mistake.
David: Okay, wow. So then, let's keep going, then.
Patrick: Well no, 'cause there's like, another half an hour to go. So I think it's probably better if we just call it now, and forget about the picnic.
David: Okay, well, we can't forget about the picnic, because I will need to eat at some point soon.
Patrick: Really?
David: Okay! I love that you've done this for us, and I think you look very dashing in your hiking clothes. It's just a long way to go for some cheese.

Patrick: Ow!
David: Where's the bear?

Moira: Okay, I've been calling David, and he's not picking up!
Johnny: And what about Alexis?
Moira: There's an idea. Anybody have her number?

Johnny: Yeah, I'll be fine.
Stevie: You're gonna be okay.
Johnny: I'll be fine.
Moira: Be careful with him. Precious cargo. [places her head on Roland's shoulder]
Roland: Whoa, whoa, Moira. Too soon, too soon. Come on.

David: I'm sorry for not appreciating you enough today. You've packed two big backpacks full of food, and not a Band-aid to be found in either of them, but still. If you wanna keep hiking, I think we should keep hiking.
Patrick: No, I don't think so. But thank you. I think I sorta killed the romance.
David: No, you didn't. You planned this beautiful day for us. And I think we should finish it. Can you walk?
Patrick: Yeah, I think so.
David: Then we keep going. Also, I'm starving, and I need to eat something.
Patrick: I should probably get out in front, David. You have no idea where you're going.
David: Okay. That's fair.