Ted: Okay, Alexis, you are taking a step out of the nest for the first time in a while, and that's a good thing. And if we get there, and we hate it, well, we'll probably have to wait it out a bit, just because it's pretty far away, and it would be pretty tough to re-book our travel arrangements, but if we still hate it after that, we can just come home.
Alexis: You're right. [looks to laptop]
Ted: Oh, no, no, we're gonna close that now. 'Cause there are some pretty disturbing images on there. Oh God!

Roland: Well, you know, uh, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. It's been a long time, that's usually not a good sign.
Stevie: Roland.
Roland: Hmm?
Stevie: I don't think Mrs. Rose needs to hear that right now.

Roland: Yeah, I'm sure. He- He probably just roped them into one of his long-winded stories. [chuckles] Or he could be on a table with a triple bypass.
Stevie: Mr. Rose is gonna be fine, he has to be. [exhales] I mean, I can't be left alone with this motel. I don't do math.

Moira: John! You scared me!
Roland: Oh Johnny, I thought this was the end of the road for you, pal! Oh! You're a blessing, my friend! A blessing! A real blessing. You are.
Johnny: Thank you, Roland.

Dr. Lipman: Mr. Rose needs to lay off the morning cinnamon buns, and steer clear of acidic foods for a while. But apart from that, he's good to go.
Moira: Is he, then?
Johnny: Well, he did say that there have been some fatal cases of heartburn.
Dr. Lipman: Did I?

Johnny: Well, it's good to be back. And thank you, Doctor. I'll have to call you with the rest of that Pebble Beach story.
Moira: Oh, John, the man's done enough!
Dr. Lipman: [mouths] Thank you.

Patrick: David, I'm fine.
David: You were limping, and the rest of the hike would've made it worse. Plus, you don't want to know what my Mom would do if you showed up to opening night, and couldn't walk.

David: Well, this is nice.
Patrick: I wouldn'tve made you hike all this way if I didn't think it was gonna be worth it. I know you a little better than that.

Twyla: Death aside, your last reading was really good.
Alexis: It was?
Twyla: You guys got up from the table before I could get to it. I flipped the Ten of Cups.
Alexis: And?
Twyla: And I saw your family with this big golden ring of light around them. Like you all had something to celebrate.
Alexis: Hmm.
Twyla: It's gonna be a good year, Alexis. You're on the right path.

Twyla: And that golden ring means prosperity.
Alexis: Hm.
Twyla: Either that or it's a stain from a beer bottle. Because my mom's ex gave me the cards.
Alexis: Ew.