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The Drip

‘The Drip’

Season 1, Episode 2 -  Aired January 13, 2015

Johnny wants to get a move on selling the town after he realizes just how shabby the hotel is. Meanwhile, David and Alexis attend a tailgate party.

Quote from Johnny

Johnny: One of you kids has to come. David, you've got nothing on tonight.
David: How how do you know that.
Johnny: What do you have on tonight?
David: What?
Johnny: Good, it's settled.

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Quote from Moira

David: You have a really lovely home. It's really um, understated.
Jocelyn: Thank you. I get a lot of my ideas from magazines.
Moira: Don't be modest. This is 100 percent you and only you.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Lipgloss?
Stevie: No, thank you.
Alexis: I wish I could pull off the whole gloomy, no makeup look. It's so French.
Stevie: Thank you.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Hmm. Okay. I'm gonna go do a lap and this swan is best when she flies solo. So you're gonna be okay?
Stevie: I live here.
Alexis: Okay.

Quote from Roland

Johnny: So is that the, ah, contract over there?
Roland: Yeah, it is. You know, I gotta be honest with you, I tried reading that thing it is really boring.

Quote from Moira

David: Yeah, you know what? I I think I need to go.
Johnny: I think you need to eat something and that will help.
David: No, I think I need to go back.
Moira: [quietly] Take me with you please.

Quote from Twyla

Twyla: I'm Twyla... from the cafe.
David: Yeah. Yeah. David Rose.
Twyla: I'm a little drunk.
David: Hm-hmm.
Stevie: Hey.
Twyla: Hey, Stevie. I am going to roast myself a marshmallow. Anybody?
Stevie: No, thanks.
Twyla: You're all good?
David: No.
Twyla: Great.

Quote from Moira

Roland: Hey, how many people did you slap on that show?
Moira: I don't care.
Johnny: She can't remember, there were so many slaps.
Moira: Enough about me. Let's talk about you signing this contract.

Quote from Roland

Roland: There it is again! Bam! Okay, I'll tell you what, Vivian-
Moira: Moira.
Roland: I will go ahead and sign off on the sale-
Moira: Good.
Roland: For a slap.
Moira: Excuse me?
Roland: I've always wanted to be slapped by Vivian Blake.
Jocelyn: It's true. We've role-played it like a thousand times, but it's not the real thing.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Okay. David, how long are you gonna be doing this? Okay, just come and get me after you vomit, okay?

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