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Schitt's Creek: Our Cup Runneth Over

101. Our Cup Runneth Over

Aired January 13, 2015

After the tax authorities raid their mansion, the Rose family are forced to move to their one remaining asset, the small town of Schitt's Creek, and take shelter in the local motel.

Quote from Twyla

Twyla: Hi, I'm Twyla. I'll be your waitress today. Anyway, I read about you guys, and everything you've gone through, it sounds super crappy.
Johnny: Super crappy?
Twyla: I had a second cousin in Elmdale who did telemarketing, he made a ton of money. It turns out his entire business was illegal, and he lost everything.
Johnny: Hm. Not quite the same.
Twyla: Yeah, no, he went to prison, which is terrible, but... But he is learning Spanish, "No mas, le duele!" I think it means, "Stop, it hurts."
Moira: Oh, wonderful anecdote. Could you give us a moment please?


Quote from Johnny

Lawyer: You bought a small town in 1991, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, I bought that as a joke for my son.
David: Wait, you actually purchased that town?
Johnny: Yes, I purchased the town. How else could I get the deed?
Alexis: You could've photo shopped the deed.
David: And saved the money.
Johnny: Why would I Photoshop a deed? The joke was owning the town.
David: Okay, stop.
Johnny: That was the joke!

Quote from Stevie

Stevie: Can I help you?
David: I'm looking for an extra towel. And this might be a stupid question, considering the state of the rugs in our room, but do you have a business center here?
Stevie: Yes, we do have a business center. You can find it right outside the doors to your left, right beside the Hammam spa. Would you like me to book you a treatment while you're at it?
David: Thank you, no, just the towel, thanks.
Stevie: I'll get those right out.

Quote from Stevie

David: Okay, can I ask you a question?
Stevie: Shoot.
David: I think you're kind of rude!
Stevie: Is that a question?
David: I have asked you thrice now for a towel, so that I may wash this town off my body. Do you think I wanna be here?
Stevie: Do you think I wanna be here?!
David: I don't know what you want, you've given me one word answers since I got here!
Stevie: So if I get you a towel you'll stop following me to my car?
David: Yes! Yes!
Stevie: Fine, but I'm only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment.

Quote from Moira

Moira: [screams] I've been gutted! John, I've been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I earned in this life!

Quote from Moira

Moira: Children, keep an eye on these bags. Apparently in hell, there's no bellman!

Quote from Moira

Moira: My very soul has been kidnapped, there's no ransom, no one's coming to save me!

Quote from Moira

Johnny: David, could you help me with the doors?!
David: It's air drying!
Moira: Pick up a hammer, and nail this coffin shut!

Quote from Moira

Lawyer: There is a very small amount set aside for you, and one asset the government has allowed you to retain.
Moira: The kids.
Lawyer: The children are dependents, Moira.

Quote from Moira

Moira: Good night, children.
Johnny: Good night!
David: Good night.
Alexis: Good night.
Moira: Let's all pray we don't wake up.

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