Moira: So I'm guessing the press went home. [tuts] It's a shame they didn't get to see what you've pulled off.
Alexis: Um, actually you may not be able to tell by the way those two are gazing into each other's eyes, they actually work for rival newspapers.
Moira: Alexis, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I underestimated you.
Alexis: Thank you.
Moira: Seems there's a lot more of me in you, than I give you credit for.
Alexis: Lucky me.
Moira: I'll take it from here.
Alexis: I thought you were just apologizing for underestimating me?
Moira: You can't play the game with a clipboard in your hand.

Johnny: What's going on here?
Alexis: Mom's basically trying to cut me out of Singles Week.
Moira: I am not cutting her out, John. I'm merely trying to ensure an unruffled launch. Do you remember the last time you and I chaired an event? The Teenage Rosacea Ball at the St. Regis?

Alexis: Yes, what?
David: Um, I just walked past three very raspy-voiced Miranda's outside, so I think the singles are here.

Johnny: [to Roland] Okay, I'm gonna put this on silent for the rest of the meeting, okay? Do you know how to do that, Stevie?

Patrick: You been goin' to the gym, 'cause that looked effortless?
David: It's just a very awkwardly shaped box, but yes I have, and thank you for noticing.

David: Okay, I will get you a tea. Um, would you mind just not looking at me while I take this box outta the room, 'cause I don't want you regretting any of the nice things that you just said to me? Okay, look away, please. Please.
Patrick: [to himself] That went well.

Johnny: I think we might have to call Roland and tell him to add "do not disturb" signs to his list. Some of the singles have been requesting them.
Stevie: I think that is a service that could benefit all of us.

Stevie: Uh, there are 17 missed calls, and 3 texts from Jocelyn.
Johnny: Well, what do they say?
Stevie: "Roland, it's happening." And then baby. And then, like a whole row of baby emojis, and an explosion.
Johnny: Well, we- We didn't do anything wrong here. Right?
Stevie: I didn't.
Johnny: You're the one who put his phone on silent.
Stevie: Because you didn't know how to.
Johnny: Okay, well I don't think it's helpful to be pointing fingers, here, Stevie.

Alexis: Okay, so just to triple check, um, everyone has registered on the website?
All: Yes.
Alexis: Yes. Okay, just triple checking, because the website acts as a directory.
Woman: And a message board, we know!
Alexis: Oh, my God.

Alexis: Hey, it's musical chairs. It's a simple concept. Ugh! Keep moving! People are clustering, and you don't want that.