Joan: It's none of my business and I'm sure you have your reasons. I'd just want to know what they are?
Alexis: Aggressive move, Joan.
Joan: Well, I've been trying to set Ted up with my granddaughter for two years now. And nothing.
Alexis: Do you want me to put in a good word?
Joan: It wouldn't matter. And you know why?
Alexis: Is she not cute?
Joan: She's not you. You must know that Ted is still stuck on you.
Alexis: I think you ladies are just a little bit confused. Ted and I are just very close friends.

Moira: Good morning, Sebastien. I was up all night evaluating our little project and I've come to the unfortunate conclusion that you may have misrepresented your intentions.
Sebastien Raine: I wanted to capture the real Moira Rose. Does the real Moira Rose live in a studio? Or the Palazzo?
Moira: I have. And I will again. If you're planning to capitalize on those images...
Sebastien Raine: You just have to trust me. With this work you will, once again, sit atop the summit of cultural conversation, with your inspired unfettering.
Moira: Oh, I'd love to believe you, but there's a big fat line between charm and bullshit. Give me your camera.

Moira: David, I feel terrible that you had to do that just for me.
David: It wasn't just for you. Let's just say we both won.