Alexis Quote #215
Quote from Alexis in Sebastien Raine
Joan: It's none of my business and I'm sure you have your reasons. I'd just want to know what they are?
Alexis: Aggressive move, Joan.
Joan: Well, I've been trying to set Ted up with my granddaughter for two years now. And nothing.
Alexis: Do you want me to put in a good word?
Joan: It wouldn't matter. And you know why?
Alexis: Is she not cute?
Joan: She's not you. You must know that Ted is still stuck on you.
Alexis: I think you ladies are just a little bit confused. Ted and I are just very close friends.
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‘Sebastien Raine’ Quotes
Quote from David
Alexis: Remember when he dumped you? And you ate all those mall pretzels, and watched "Bridget Jones's Diary" every day for a year.
David: It wasn't a whole year, and I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.
Quote from David
David: I think he's coming. So could you please go to the window and check for me?
Stevie: Who's he?
David: Uh, Sebastien Raine. He's most likely wearing a very expensive sweater, that doesn't look very expensive.
Stevie: Is he like, really-
David: Really handsome in a homeless-y way sort of way? Yes.
Quote from Roland
Bob: I'll go see if Gwen's has any more of these bacon-wrapped scallops.
Roland: Yeah, I guess it's another trip to Bob's laundromat, right? You know, because he keeps taking us to the cleaners.
Ronnie: Yeah, we get it, Roland.