Johnny: All right listen, the important thing is, we have David back, we have your bag back, and here we are, all together.
David: What bag?
Moira: You stole my bag, David.
David: That bag? That bag looks like it hasn't been used in a hundred years, so I put my toiletries in it. Why would you think that i would steal that bag?
Moira: I don't know David, why did you steal my eyeliner?
David: That was a phase in high school! Now, did you come for me, or did you come for that bag?
Moira: This was my grandmother's bag!

Stevie: Okay, well, uh, I've put in some calls to some people, just to get the word out.
Johnny: Well, that's very nice. That's, very nice Stevie, thank you very much. That's, very considerate, because I know you and David had a... intimate, uh, relationship.

Alexis: Hey, does this place have any king sized sheets?
Johnny: Alexis, what the hell are you doing?!
Alexis: Just giving myself some more space. There's a lot going on in my life right now. Like, Ted keeps harassing me for an answer to the whole, "am I gonna marry him" thing, and then there's the whole Mutt issue, which is very complicated, and sexy, so I'm just, I don't know what to do.
Stevie: I take it you haven't heard from David.
Alexis: Okay, yeah, fine. And David's missing.

Johnny: [on the phone] So yeah, well, he's missing. Well, I can't find him, so what would you say he is? Okay, you know what? You know what?! I don't think your mother would appreciate you speaking to me in that way! Well, I'm- I'm sorry for your loss.

Alexis: Hey, uh, I really shouldn't come in.
Mutt: Actually, you're standing in my living room, you let yourself in.
Alexis: Yeah, no, I know.

Alexis: Hmm, it's just, it's so tragic, 'cause my mom is in this like, waking coma, and my dad has developed more of a stutter, and uh, because we're not leaving, things are a little bit complicated with Ted.
Mutt: I thought things were done with Ted.
Alexis: Me too. But apparently, he was misinformed.
Mutt: By who?
Alexis: By me.

Moira: Did they mention bags?
Roland: Well, no talk of bags.
Moira: Were there bags in the truck?

Alexis: You know, and he took his hair straightener, which he knows that I use more than he does. This whole thing is just very selfish.

Ted: Um, I've been calling.
Alexis: I know, I know. But everything's just been so hectic, what with David missing, and like, I haven't been sleeping, and I haven't been eating, and-
Twyla: You just ordered the parfait.

Alexis: And I just keep picturing him at the bottom of a lake.
Ted: Oh, no, that guy was like, a known alcoholic, and they pulled him out a week ago.
Alexis: Thank God you're here!
Ted: Of course, I've been trying to be here more for you, but I guess my texts haven't been getting through, or maybe I'm sending them wrong?
Alexis: That's so sweet.