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Family Dinner

‘Family Dinner’

Season 2, Episode 2 -  Aired January 12, 2016

Moira and David attempt to cook dinner for the family. Meanwhile, Johnny looks for a place to work, and Alexis tries to clear things up with Ted.

Quote from Moira

David: How did it go?
Moira: You smell the room, what do you think?
David: I-I don't know.
Moira: Well, of course you don't, because I have not taught you life's basic skills.
David: Other than cooking, what basic life skills don't I have?
Moira: Oh, David, I'm not sure we have time for that.

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Quote from David

Johnny: Well, this looks delicious. I see someone decided on a new dish.
David: Nope, these are the enchiladas.
Alexis: Yeah, well, they kinda smell like enchiladas, so...
Moira: We had lots of fun making them.
David: Mm. Let's not ruin a meal by talking about the process.

Quote from Moira

Johnny: Hey, I for one, cannot wait to dig in. Hmm! Mmm! Not bad. Not bad, you two! Not bad at all!
Alexis: Mm it's creamy.
Johnny: Very creamy. Mm!
Moira: Thank you, Alexis.
Johnny: Well, this could be a very good thing. I think maybe once, or twice a week-
David: This won't be happening again.
Moira: Uh-uh. Although it's really not that complicated, once you fold in the cheese!

Quote from Moira

Alexis: What was the chicken dish that Adelina used to make?
David: Mm. The enchiladas.
Johnny: Oh, Adelina, she was a good cook, remember?
Moira: Excuse me, but the enchiladas were my mother's recipe.
Alexis: I don't think so.
David: Um, that's not how I remember it.
Moira: I made it for you all the time! John?!
Johnny: Yes, well, if that's the way you remember things, sweetheart, that's...
Moira: Okay, enough, tonight I will make my mother's enchiladas. And David, you will help me.

Quote from David

Alexis: Oh my gosh David, it's gonna be so fun for you tonight, doing that with Mom.
David: Don't touch me!
Alexis: It's so nice!
David: Don't! That's harassment!

Quote from Moira

Moira: How are you today, Jocelyn?
Jocelyn: Oh, I'm okay, busy, I mean, we were about to head to, um-
Moira: How fun. Listen, a small favour I require the use of your kitchen.
Jocelyn: Sorry, for what?
Moira: To cook a meal, of course.

Quote from David

David: Is this a safe space yet, for us? Or...
Stevie: Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
David: Oh, okay, it's just 'cause the last time I was in here, you told me to leave your office, so, I guess I was just having a hard time gauging where we're at, as two people who used to, um, be, well, um....
Stevie: How can I help you?

Quote from Stevie

Stevie: You don't have to keep tiptoeing around me. I'm over it.
David: Over it?
Stevie: Yeah, I don't like you anymore. I mean, like that.
David: Oh! Okay. Well, that's good then, I guess.
Stevie: I think so.
David: Are you wearing makeup?
Stevie: So what if I am?

Quote from Alexis

Ted: Okay, good, because I've been thinking a lot about things, too.
Alexis: Like your proposal.
Ted: Yeah, the more I thought about it, the more it just didn't feel right.
Alexis: Yes! I agree!
Ted: Yeah, it came out of the blue, and you had a lot on your mind.
Alexis: Yes, Ted, yes!
Ted: So I think it may be best for us just to take some time, you know?
Alexis: Oh, my God, it's like we're sharing a brain!
Ted: Then in a few weeks, when we're settled, and more focused on each other, we try the whole proposal thing again. Hmm?
Alexis: Mmm-hmm...
Ted: Unless you were gonna say something else?
Alexis: No! [awkward chuckle] 'cause you and me... You and I... No, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! It's-mmm! So uh, us, the "us" thing, and... Um... Whoa!

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: It must happen to people, right? Like, there must be people out there who say yes to getting married because they can't say no, and then what happens? And then they're just stuck for the rest of their life, with the same wrong, sweet, person, right?
Mutt: Well, I'm pretty sure those people get divorced.
Alexis: Ah!
Mutt: Alexis, you need to be honest with him.
Alexis: Okay. What if I sent him the sweetest little text message? [off Mutt's look] Okay. Yeah. I'll do it in person. Obviously, I'm just I'm gonna do it in person. I will do this in person!

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