‘Family Dinner’
Season 2, Episode 2 - Aired January 12, 2016
Moira and David attempt to cook dinner for the family. Meanwhile, Johnny looks for a place to work, and Alexis tries to clear things up with Ted.
Quote from Stevie
David: Well, that was quick.
Stevie: It was a pretty short grocery list.
David: No, I mean, you being "over it."
Stevie: I knew what you meant.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Okay, a quarter cup at a time. A thin stream, it's supposed to be a thin stream, and blend it really well.
David: Uh huh. Uh huh.
Moira: Or you'll burn it. David, that's not right!
David: Okay well, that's because I'm ladling and stirring at the same time, and you're just standing there.
Moira: Now is not the time to lose focus, darling.
David: This was your idea! You're the one who allegedly made the enchiladas.
Moira: Yes, so try to keep up.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Okay, next. Now's the time to sprinkle in the chili pepper flakes.
David: We've already done that.
Moira: What number are we on?!
David: Oh, my God, is this not your mother's recipe?
Moira: Yes, and now I'm passing it on to you! So try to keep up.
Quote from Moira
David: This is your recipe! You fold in the cheese, then!
Moira: Don't you dare!
David: You fold it in!
Moira: David! Oh good, now I see bubbles. David! What does burning smell like?!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay. So, I did something. I didn't do something, I should've done something. And I didn't.
Ted: What didn't you do?
Alexis: Um, I wasn't direct with people. People who deserve more directness. People like you.
Ted: Well, that was pretty direct.
Alexis: People like you deserve better than people like me. You're the perfect boyfriend, Ted.
Ted: Thank you.
Alexis: But-
Ted: I knew there was a "but."
Alexis: No, no, no! There is no "but." But you're just not the perfect boyfriend for me.
Quote from Alexis
Ted: Thank you.
Alexis: For what?
Ted: Well, I wouldn't want to marry someone who didn't feel about me the same way that I feel about them.
Alexis: Oh, wow, could you make this any harder?
Ted: Well, I did book us a two week couples vacation that's non-refundable.
Alexis: Ooh, yeah, that makes- That makes it harder.
Quote from Ted
Ted: [crying while hugging Johnny] I'm sorry, it's just- She really made a mark on me, you know? And it's rare to find someone that beautiful, and smart, and deeply selfish, yet charming.
Johnny: Yeah, I know, I know.