‘Don't Worry, It's His Sister’
Season 1, Episode 3 - Aired January 20, 2015
As Johnny tries to sell the town, he's concerned the welcome sign is putting off potential buyers. Meanwhile, Moira is tormented by an anonymous Internet comment, David tries to get a job, and Alexis wonders if there's anything between her and Mutt.
Quote from David
Johnny: When's the interview?
David: This afternoon.
Johnny: Well, the interview's where you make your first good impression, so, it's gotta count.
David: I'm interviewing to be a bag boy, not a personal injury lawyer.
Quote from Alexis
Johnny: Where's your mother?!
Alexis: She's with Jocelyn.
Johnny: With Jocelyn?
Alexis: She's fine! And I'm fine too, if anybody cares.
Johnny: I told you to watch her!
Alexis: I did watch her! I watched her talk to Jocelyn.
Quote from Alexis
Twyla: Did you wanna come in? I was just about to make some tea.
Alexis: Mmm, no, I'm good. Uh, I should be getting back to my mom, who's not well, yeah, so, I'm gonna go.
Mutt: Okay.
Twyla: Oh.
Alexis: You guys have fun!
Twyla: Thanks!
Alexis: [hollow laugh] Bye! Blaaaaah!
Quote from David
Store manager: Good, you're gettin' the hang of it.
David: Well, putting groceries in a bag is not as complicated as one might think.
Store manager: Watch the eggs. What did I say?
David: You said put them in a separate bag.
Store manager: Good. Quick learner.
Quote from David
Woman on P.A.: David Rose, line one.
David: Sorry, I just gotta just one thank you. [answering phone] Hello?
Johnny: Hey, how's it going?
David: Yeah, I can't talk right now, so.
Johnny: Ah, they're working you hard, huh?
David: Yeah, I can't talk, so I'm gonna hang up, bye. Sorry, sorry about that.
Quote from David
David: Someone's on a health kick, huh?
Woman on P.A.: David Rose, line one.
David: I'm just gonna scoot past. [answering phone] Yeah?
Johnny: You hung up.
David: [hangs up] Sorry. Okay. Where were we?
Woman on P.A.: [annoyed] David Rose, line one!
[The store manager holds out her hand. David takes off his uniform and hands it to her]
David: Right. Take that off. Hand that to you. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna go.
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: This is worse. This is much worse!
David: You did this?
Johnny: No, I didn't do this, I tried to fix this!
Moira: Well, it- It is what it is.
Alexis: Okay, it looks like-
Johnny: I know what it looks like, Alexis! I know!
Quote from David
Johnny: Yeah, she googled herself again, now she's having one of her "things."
David: How bad is it?
Johnny: How bad is it? A solid seven.
David: It's not an eight, which seems manageable for you.