Donna Quote #170
Quote from Donna in One Last Ride (Part 1)
[Seattle, 2023:]
Joe: Wow. It sold in two hours?
Donna: You cannot beat the Seattle real estate market. I think it's all that coffee and legal marijuana has people wanting to buy houses quickly and irrationally.
Joe: Mm.
Donna: But the giant commission check has me thinking about Donna-Joe Adventure Quest.
Joe: Ooh, where are we going? Well, it can't beat last year. I mean, Middle Korea, so beautiful.
Donna: Here's my idea. The Amazon. Three weeks of the best and most expensive places South America has to offer.
Joe: I love it. Honestly, with the way work is going, I just need this right now. The school cut the math club and math. They just don't teach math anymore.
Donna: Aw, my poor little do-gooder teacher baby. Why don't we cuddle up on the couch, watch a movie, and then maybe later I'll wear that little red thing?
Joe: Yes. The red thing. Here, let me get this.
Donna: [beep] Call Satan's niece.
April: [on wrist phone] Hey, what do you want?
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Quote from Andy
Andy: I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Aw, Andy, all of those things, including me, will still be with you in Washington.
Andy: That is a beautiful sentiment.
Quote from April
[Halloween, 2023:]
Dr. Saperstein: All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
Andy: Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you.
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?
April: No! I want it on! That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
Dr. Saperstein: Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push?
April: Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix.
[Monster Mash plays]
Dr. Saperstein: Here comes a contraction. Are you ready?
April: Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.
Quote from Ben
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Ben: Well, there are always gonna be risks when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. All the numbers line up. Side note: I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu.
Tom: Ugh. The worst.