Andy Quote #545
Quote from Andy in The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
Andy: April, why don't you come on out and talk to the children? Take a bow for being so cool.
April: Hey, Johnny! So, since it's your final show, I wanted to do one last extra-special April's Animal Corner. [children gasp] That's right. This week I brought one of the scariest, weirdest animals in the whole world, a goliath bird-eating tarantula.
All: Wow!
April: Now, the name, "goliath" means "giant." And you can see that-- Andy, where is it?
Andy: What? Uh-oh.
April: Where is it?
Andy: Don't look at me. I don't know what happened. I took it out to play hide-and-seek. I couldn't find it, and then-- Oh, that's what happened. Okay, well, once again, April's Animal Corner has turned into one of our favorite segments, Loose Animal in the Studio.
April: Yay!
Andy: And as always, when we accidentally end up doing Loose Animal in the Studio, we have to show you this disclaimer.
Andy: Boring! Here's a disclaimer, I didn't read this disclaimer. [blows raspberry] Ooh, good point. Okay. Done.
Andy: Okay, kids, so be on the lookout for a-- What's it called?
April: A goliath bird-eating tarantula, known locally to Venezuelans as "the Devil's Fist." Bye, kids!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show’ Quotes
Quote from Perd Hapley
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Hire Very Good Building Company for your construction needs. Or do not. I am not a beggar. [long silence; checks watch] End of commercial.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: And now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer's greatest creation, Johnny Karate. [kids cheer] He has brought so much happiness to so many children in southern Indiana that we thought a piece of Johnny Karate should stay here in Pawnee.
[Ron, as Duke Silver, plays a soulful rendition of Kung Fu Fighting]
Donna: [sings] Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Leslie Knope: Raise it up.
Donna: Those kicks were fast as lightning
Andy: This is awesome. Can you believe it, babe?
Donna: In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Leslie Knope: That karate gi will stay here forever. Well, not here here, because this studio actually has a show where divorced couples work out their problems. So that might be weird if that thing was hanging over them. But it'll be somewhere. And the spirit will stay with us forever. Andy Dwyer's final good-bye when we come back.