Jerry Quote #80

Quote from Jerry in New Beginnings

Chris: Oh, Larry. We've been taking pictures all over City Hall to show our unborn baby where we met. Would you mind?
Jerry: Oh, my gosh. I would be honored. [chuckles] Say, when are you crazy kids gonna get hitched?
Ann: Well, you know, actually, we haven't discussed it in a while.
Chris: No, it's kind of taken a back seat.
Jerry: Well, you know, to each his own, but you guys really seem like you're in love. And when I see a couple who look at each other the way you do, I don't know, it just makes me think that maybe this crazy world is gonna be okay.
Chris: [laughs] That literally went on forever. I thought you were never gonna stop talking. But now that you have... Ann Perkins, will you marry me?
Jerry: [gasps; gags]
Ann: Wow.
Jerry: [gasps] Cracker dust.
Ann: Uh, I mean, yes, of-- of course, l-let's do it.
Jerry: Can I have a sip of your water, please?
Chris: Oh, no, no, no. I'm--I'm a bit of a germaphobe.
Jerry: Oh, no, no, totally understand. [coughs]
Chris: Ann Perkins...
Jerry: I'm gonna cough it out.
Chris: I would like to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you.
Ann: I love you too.
Jerry: [hacking]
Ann: No part of this is how I pictured it.
Jerry: I thought another cracker might push it through, but I was wrong.

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Quote from Andy

Ben: Look, guys, I'm sorry about all the new rules, But, you know, I want you to like me. But I also really need you to respect me.
Andy: I respect you, little buddy. Come here. Mm, respect noogie.
Ben: Ah!
Donna: We didn't prank you 'cause we don't respect you. We did it 'cause we love you.
Andy: [sings] R-e-s-p-e-g-c
Ben: Well, that's actually not how respect is spelled.
April: Yes.
Andy: According to Urethra Franklin, that's exactly how it's spelled.

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Ron Swanson: Impossible. You don't even know where it is.

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Leslie Knope: I know you were excited to get in front of the committee and rip it, but in the spirit of teamwork, I unilaterally decided to bring Stu out of retirement. So pressure's off.
Tom: What? I spent a lot of time on this.
Leslie Knope: Doin' what, putting mousse in your hair?
Tom: It's a gel-based serum. Second of all, who uses mousse still? Oh, God. Leslie. Let's put our differences aside for a second. Friend to friend, do you still use mousse?
Leslie Knope: No, I use the juicy space thing. Whatever you do.