April Quote #294
April: Okay, I've been working on this for three hours, and I know your spirit dog. You are a Nova Scotia toller, because you're outgoing and adventurous. And you love Canada?
Donna: No, that's not right.
April: No, it isn't.
Donna: But I appreciate the effort. We're good. And don't beat yourself up. You'll probably never guess what kind of dog I am.
April: You're right. I'll never guess what kind of dog you are, because you're not a dog. You're a cat. You're temperamental. You're unpredictable, complex, and hard to read. You make people work before you let them in. But if they put the time in and prove that they care, then you open yourself up to them. Right?
Donna: [smiles, hugs April]
April: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Fluoride’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
April: I want to figure out your spirit dog, and I'm going to do that by learning everything there is to know about you.
Donna: All right. Game on.
April: Okay, what's your favorite color?
Donna: For cars, it's gold. For shoes, it's red. Unless it's the weekend, then reverse them.
April: Favorite music?
Donna: 1970s funk and 1770s opera and Sugar Ray, post Mark McGrath after he left for Entertainment Tonight.
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That's not a--
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Chris, I'm not teaching you anything. We're just building a crib.
Chris: No, I know you're not consciously teaching me anything. I'm trying to siphon off some of your calm, centered wisdom through metaphors.
Ron Swanson: Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No froufrou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. That's enough for today, I think.
Quote from Donna
April: Um, describe your perfect Sunday.
Donna: Church, do the Harper's Magazine Acrostic, play my oboe in the jacuzzi while the sun sets over puget sound.
April: Favorite movies?
Donna: In order: Natural Born Killers, Remains of the Day, and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
April: Excellent. Thank you very much for your time. I will have your answer shortly.
[aside to camera:]
April: No idea.