Councilman Jamm Quote #10
Quote from Councilman Jamm in Two Parties
Ken Hotate: You and Leslie had a deal. If that deal is not restored, well, I believe there are six Paunch Burgers in the Wamapoke casino. Perhaps it's time that we revisited those contracts.
Kathryn Pinewood: Is that a threat?
Ken Hotate: Why, yes, I-- I thought that was obvious.
Kathryn Pinewood: Take the sign down. We'll wait until everything's official.
Leslie Knope: In the spirit of fair play, I suggest we put on these authentic Wamapoke headdresses and dance around the table.
Councilman Jamm: Absolutely not. That sounds highly offensive.
Ken Hotate: Does it, white man?
Councilman Jamm: No. It's not offensive. So let's do it.
Ken Hotate: You first.
Councilman Jamm: So clearly, this is not offensive.
Ken Hotate: It is offensive.
Councilman Jamm: I am very sorry.
Ken Hotate: Take it off.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Two Parties’ Quotes
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: What are you losers doing for your bachelor party?
Chris: I told Ben he could do whatever he wants. Sky is the limit. We have Haverford, Swanson, Dwyer, Jerry forced his way in there somehow, things are bound to get crazy.
[cut to:]
Chris: The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.
Tom: I can't believe this is what you want to do for your bachelor party.
Ben: Look, guys, we don't have to play this game if you don't want to. I mean, I'm nationally ranked, so it isn't even really fair.
Quote from April
April: Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties where things get out of control and we murder someone, and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret?
Ann: No.
April: Then I might have to leave early.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Bartender: Here's your Bud light.
Andy: I ordered a beer.
Bartender: That is a beer. And here's your Nimbus Martini. May I go ahead and chisel your aromasphere?
Tom: Please!
Ron Swanson: This is the wrong way to consume alcohol.